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Day 9: Innsbruck To Venice

Saturday, June 1, 2002

  

Breakfast of bread and LOTS of water. Watched Ali re-attach mirrors to bus. Gypsies are apparently interested in those, too. Contiki cough now everywhere, except Valerie (Val, you're next!). Got blasted by "Let's Get Loud."

Our home away from home...

Our "free" toilet... Important Kyle announcement: no restroom dumping facilities in Italy. Must hold it in.
Kyle told us about standing at tables, buying a ticket before getting food, tourism police, and possible gondolier strike. At rest stop, toilet seats won't stay down and sensor kept water running. Used a LOT of toilet paper to tie it down. Used toilet paper to cover sensor. Got my 0.50 Euro's worth.
Kyle tried to fix CD player. Cleaner asked him to play track 5 then 9, and then thanked him for using the CD cleaner. No results. Kyle made pen into straw and blew into CD player. At dock before Venice, Kyle introduced us to "skanky pigeons" with hemorrhoids... Then he took a name list of who's going on which gondola.
Saw Venice, which had no cars and was still sinking. Kyle said to follow "Per S. Marco" sign to return to meeting point.
Saw Bridge of Sighs and Doge's Palace.

Got to St. Mark's Square and chased "skanky pigeons."

I hope they don't expect me to say anything. It's hot in here. Saw glassblowing in really hot room. Pictures allowed here, but not in glass shop (nothing in glass shop anyway). Salesman in Italian suit tried to sell us glass and demonstrated protectiveness of his shipping box. He thinks he's the guy in the DHL commercial.
Paid 6.00 Euros to ride on elevator made by "scam" (an appropriate name for such a rip-off price just to go up an elevator).

Saw some great views.
Touched the "do not touch" bell in tower.

Tourists! I knew I should have gone on strike today. Don't rock the boat. See, your camera is just like mine. You can turn off that 'tulip' feature. Make sure you get a picture of my wine. I love pictures. Boarded gondola with Steph, Moises, Mike, Wendy, and Brad, who shared red wine.

Wendy didn't appreciate my rocking the boat.

Gondoliers brought boats together to socialize.

While on gondola, saw cup in water. Picked it up because didn't like litter. Put it back because didn't like litter.

He's taking a picture! He's taking a picture!

This tastes a little funny. Am I in this shot? Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy... Stop singing, Steph. I should have never said anything. G'day. Waddup, dawg? Don't forget my camera. This is so cool. Dined at restaurant with "blinking red lights" as recommended by Kyle. Got two-for-one drinks. Tried the 'Bellini' recommended by Kyle.

"I haven't drank this much since December 26, 2001." -Fellow Contiki Traveler

Waited at base of tower to meet the group. Nearby was wedding with live band playing traditional Italian music. Saw Africans try to sell us fake bags on our way back to boat.
Other Contiki group joined us on ferry. Said they were more intellectual than us. Said we didn't know how to appreciate country.

Who's this guy? I'm not sure about this other Contiki group. This other group is so rowdy. I really need to go. Stan, I need you to... Come on Mike, I'm your roommate. You're not playing another joke on me. Are we there yet?

Mike's backpack started to vibrate. Mike thought someone played joke on him with vibrator from Amsterdam. Turned out to be his razor. Saw the "do not cord" cord Kyle mentioned about the restrooms. Shower head came off. Water didn't drain. Bathroom door wouldn't open.
First hotel we went to that used card key instead of weighted key chain or antenna. Room was on second floor right next to loud party.

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