Hockey Humor

**Top Ten Reasons Hockey Is Better Than Sex**
10.	It's legal to play hockey professionally.
9.	The puck is always hard.
8.	The protective equipment is reusable, and you don't even have to wash it.
7.	It lasts a full hour.
6.	You know you're finished when the buzzer goes off.
5.	Your parents cheer when you score.
4.	A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.
3.	Periods last only 20 minutes.
2.	You can count on it at least twice a week.
1.	You can tell all of your friends about it afterward.