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These quotes were found on the backs of T-Shirts and on license plate frames. If you have more quotes, please e-mail them to me and I will add them to this site.

Ice Hockey Players Can Walk On Water
Hockey Referee: It's Nothing 'Til I Call It
She Said... If I Go To 1 More Hockey Game, She's Gonna Leave Me. I'm Sure Going To Miss Her.
Tossed And Turned All Night. Slept Through The Alarm. Was Late For School. Completely Spaced The Test. Broke Up With My Girlfriend. Played Hockey. Not A Bad Day.
If God Made Anything Better Than Women And Hockey, He's Keeping It To Himself.
Hockey Is Life.
Hockey: Nothing Else Matters.
Life Is Simple: Eat, Sleep, Play Hockey.
I'd Rather Be Beaten Up By Two Nuns Than Caught Dead In A Pair Of Figure Skates.
Hockey Is Canada.
When Hell Freezes Over... I'll Play Hockey There Too!
4 Out Of 5 Dentists Surveyed Recommend Playing Hockey.
Life Is Hockey.
Pain Is Nothing Compared To What It Feels Like To Quit. Give Everything You've Got.
Hockey USA: Hard. Fast. Always On The Edge.
If You Want To Play With The Dawgs, Quit Pissin' Like A Puppy.
Hockey. The Game Makes Men.
Try To Contain Me But I'll Never Be Stopped. Fire In My Heart. Ice In My Veins. Hockey.
If You Die, We Split Your Gear.
Hockey Is War.
I'm Not A Tomboy. I'm Just Better Than You.
Leather Gloves: $119. Kevlar Skates: $369. Composite Stick: $89. Professional Jersey: $149. Taking Out The Official: PRICELESS.
Losers Quit When They're Tired. Winners Quit When They've Won.
Light The Lamp.
If You Don't Practice, You Don't Deserve The Dream.
Will Play Hockey For Food.
Aggressive By Nature. Hockey By Choice.
Hockey: If Only It Came In A Bottle.
Seven Days Without Hockey Makes One Weak.
Hockey: Standard Issue.
If You Can't Take The Pain, Don't Play The Game.
Canada Is Hockey.
You Can't Stop What You Can't See.
Eat. Sleep. Hockey. Is There Anything Else.
It Is The Size Of The Stick.
Here's A Couple Of Bucks; Maybe You Can Buy A Goal.
Give Blood. Play Hockey.
Wipe Off The Blood And Get Back In The Game.
Certified Puck Head.
Hockey Players Wear Numbers Because You Can't Always Identify The Bodies With Dental Records.
Fire Away.
Stitches And Pucks May Break My Nuts But Bodychecks Won't Hurt Me.
10 Seconds Left, Games Over... You Lose. No Fear.
Real Hockey Players Use Straws.
Hockey. Kinda Like Figure Skating In A War Zone.
Play Hockey.
Hockey... Born To Slap.
On The Eighth Day, God Created Hockey.
High Sticking. Tripping. Slashing. Spearing. 3 Game Suspension. Charging. Hooking. 2 Minute Minor. Boarding. Fighting. Game Misconduct. Interference. Roughing. Anything Else Is Figure Skating.
Denied.
I Love This Game... Hockey... Nothing Else Matters.
One Man Advantage.
Don't Do The Crime If You Can't Do The Time.
Respect The Game.
Attitude... Supply Your Own!
I'd Rather Play Hockey And Lose Than Figure Skate And Win A Gold Medal.
Cup Crazy.
Hockey. Coolest Game On Earth.
Zamboni Xing.
Nothing's Perfect, But Hockey Is As Close As It Gets.
Nothing but hockey.
We Work Our's So We Can Kick Their's.
Hockey: Pain Heals. Chicks Dig Scars. Glory Lasts Forever.
Hockey Player.
A SlapShot Travels At 105mph Leaving You 1/10 Of A Second To React. (Don't Blink.)
Hockey XXL: Scoring Dept.: Any Time. Any Place.
(Eye Chart) FPTHZLPEDPSTDAIDFNLPPOEZPYDDOCUSPCD
My Other Car Is A Zamboni.
My Son Cross-Checked Your Honors Student.
Decisions Decisions.
Don't Go Through Life Without Goals. Just Hafta Play Hockey.
Shoot The Biscuit.
I Have A Masters In Hockey. I Can't Wait To Teach YOU A Lesson!
Have You Hugged Your Goalie Today?
My Goal Is To Deny Yours.
Hockey Is Cool.
Goalies Do It With Their Glove Hand.
Football Players Have Cheerleaders, But Hockey Players Take Them Home.
The Original Six.
If Hell Freezes Over, I'll Play Hockey There Too!
Hockey: Fighting Dept.
High Sticking, Tripping, Slashing, Spearing, 3 Game Suspension, Charging, Hooking, 2 Minute Minor, Boarding, Fighting, Game Misconduct, 5 Minute Major, Unsportsmanlike Conduct, Interference, Roughing, Everything Else Is Figure Skating.

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