Hockey Humor

**Top Five Biggest Lies In Hockey**
5.	Don't sweat it, kid -- we're just sending you down to the minors for a few weeks.
4.	Our players never take painkiller injections.
3.	I don't care if I am not scoring so long as the team is winning.
2.	Honest coach, I only had two beers last night.
1.	Don't worry. My roommate is a really heavy sleeper.