HUMOR  The Puck Stops Here

So this hockey fan dies (heart attack in his arena as his team wins the Stanley Cup; isn't that how we all want to go!) and goes to heaven. St. Peter greets him at the Pearly Gates to show him inside, where he is delighted to find that heaven is full of hockey rinks and never-ending pickup games to play. At the end of the tour, they walk by one rink with only one guy skating around, making some nifty moves.

"Oh..." St. Peter sighs, "that's God, but he thinks he's Bobby Orr."

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