Top Ten Ways To Make Hockey More Exciting
| 10. |
During playoffs, players dress up as their favorite Ice Capades character. |
| 9. |
Canadians must play in bare feet. |
| 8. |
All penalties must be served sitting next to that guy who played Doc on The
Love Boat. |
| 7. |
Just barely visible under the ice: the frozen body of Walt Disney. |
| 6. |
If your Zamboni drops belows 50 m.p.h., it blows up. |
| 5. |
Your New Jersey Devils starting goalie is Miss Katherine Hepburn. |
| 4. |
New snack bar item: players' missing teeth dipped in fudge. |
| 3. |
Try hot griddle surface instead of ice. |
| 2. |
Only guys named Stanley get to wear a cup. |
| 1. |
One word: blindfolds. |
