Top Ten Signs You're Dating A Hockey Player
| 10. |
Eating the last fig Newton gets you bodychecked into the refridgerator. |
| 9. |
He is very sensitive on the topic of stick curvature. |
| 8. |
After going out, he makes you line up and shake hands with all his
ex-girlfriends. |
| 7. |
It was bad enough that he consummates lovemaking by shouting, "He
scores!," but was it really necessary to install the red light above the bed? |
| 6. |
During arguments, he sends you to the penalty box for "two minutes
for pissing me off." |
| 5. |
He refuses to valet park the zamboni. |
| 4. |
For breakfast, he hands each kid a spoon and tosses an Eggo in the middle
of the table. |
| 3. |
He demanded credit for an assist when you slept with his best friend. |
| 2. |
His favorite restaurant is Dinner in a Blender. |
| 1. |
He talks funny and likes to beat up people, but he doesn't come from
Alabama. |
