HUMOR  The Puck Stops Here

Four women were having coffee and bragging about their children. The first woman says, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him FATHER." The next woman tries to top her, "Really? My son married the princess of a small European country and when he walks into the room, people call him YOUR HIGHNESS!" The third woman chirps, "Well, MY son is a cardinal of the church. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him YOUR EMINENCE!" The fourth woman is just sitting there sipping her coffee silently, and the other three look at her in a subtle way, as if to say 'well...?' She smiles and says, "Oh. Well. My son is a very handsome and large hockey player. Whenever he walks into a room, women say OH MY GOD...!"

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